How To Torture Your English Teacher.

Only raise your hand when
you want to get a laptop,
or defend yourself from class humiliation.
Repeat it every ten seconds.

Never raise your hand,
just blurt out;
and never stop.

Play games on the computer
while the teacher is lecturing;
and act surprised when she says close your laptop!
and reply with "I'm blogging, I promise!"

When the teacher says "Put that laptop down!";
you say "But I won't make a sound!"

At the end of the day
You wish you could say;
But no one will let you,
Until the next day.




-Do we have any of these type of people in our class?